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James!

Some bastard who is presumably responsible.
Sep 19 '14
Sep 18 '14
"Android’s the worst. Dump it. Do a Web app for those dorks saving a buck on a substandard phone and OS."

Me, the best, advising a developer killing herself over the Android version of her app (via allupright)

This post typed on a $400 Dick Tracey watch.

Sep 17 '14
I guess we’re the proud parents of a robot vacuum.

I guess we’re the proud parents of a robot vacuum.

Sep 17 '14
laughingsquid:

How to Build a Treadmill Standing Desk Shaped Like a Giant Hamster Wheel

Is your day to day not a bleak enough metaphor? Well, have I got the grim representation of futility for you!

laughingsquid:

How to Build a Treadmill Standing Desk Shaped Like a Giant Hamster Wheel

Is your day to day not a bleak enough metaphor? Well, have I got the grim representation of futility for you!

Sep 17 '14

latenightseth:

Craig Ferguson speaks for all Doctor Who fans.

Sep 17 '14
Sep 17 '14
  • Nick: I’m not doing a four way with you.
  • Schmidt: It’s the last helicopter outta Saigon, my man. Charlie won.
  • Nick: No, Schmidt.
  • Schmidt: You won’t even know it’s me, Nick. Look, at this point it’s all skin and shapes.
  • Nick: That’s what I’m afraid of!
  • Schmidt: It’s the fog of war, man. There’s so much stuff going on. You’re just, you’re just, you’re just here, you don’t even know what’s happening.
  • Nick: But I wanna know what’s happening if it’s with sex! I don’t want some fog of war on top of me if it looks like you!
  • Schmidt: That’s the point, the fog of war is something you can’t see through.
  • Nick: Like the whole thing with the Charlie thing in Vietnam, I dunno who I’m fighting!
  • Schmidt: I’m soft like a lady! You won’t even know!
  • Nick: Yeah but what if I get a surprise.
  • Schmidt: A surprise?
  • Nick: What if there’s a surprise on me?
  • Schmidt: There’s not gonna be a surprise on you.
  • Nick: What if I’m fighting in the war and boom there’s a surprise?
  • Schmidt: You go north, I go south. Do you know what I’m saying? I’m in steerage. And I’m rowing and I’m rowing and I’m rowing. You’re up in the crow’s nest -- fresh air up there, man! I’m in the trenches, you know, I’m digging for coal, I’m breathing in those fumes, and you’re up here, you’re just taking in the sights, you’re spotting dolphins, you’re just the handsome prince covered in salty sea spray.
  • Nick: I don't want you calling me handsome before a potential four way!
Sep 15 '14

brooklynmuseum:

For the past several months, the Brooklyn Museum has had a shoe closet to rival that of the most dedicated fashionista. These amazing shoes, which range from a pair of velvet chopines worn by a wealthy woman in Renaissance Venice, to the towering high heel bootie designed by United Nude for Lady Gaga, have now gone on view in the Killer Heels exhibition. Run, don’t walk, to see this array of strange, beautiful, and sometimes disturbing elevated footwear from several centuries and cultures. Unless you’re wearing your own killer heels, of course, in which case you should definitely walk!

Posted by Lisa Small

Sep 12 '14
Sep 12 '14
"A boy may be as disagreeable as he pleases, but when a girl refuses to crap sunshine on command, the world mutters darkly about her moods."

from Republic of Thieves, by Scott Lynch (via makingupachangingmind)

Somewhere, Kristin Stewart just smirked a little. 

(via other-bronte)

Hey, I read that book… It was a good book.

(Source: kammartinez)