(520): just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
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Mary? |
BREAKING NEWS ALERT: there ate people at the airport trying to fly somewhere. Let’s hope some news outlet sends a cameraman out
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Holy shit, cannibals have attacked the airports! |
I think about this diagram all the time. I try to explain it to friends in casual dinner conversation. usually it starts a good conversation on men, and stereotyping. I am not saying this is the absolute truth, but I can’t help but acknowlegeing that everytime I am attracted to a smart, nice, good looking male … he ends up not being attracted to my gender. This has been the story of my life since 7th grade. His name was Nick, he was in choir (that probably should have given it away) with me, and he ended up not liking girls. Ever since then, I have a track record. Even my prom date was gay. So, I go for the nerds, because we all know looks fade. And I am a nerd too.i like nerds! <3
hahaha I’m gay
Jen! This is all you had to do!
My sweet, sweet Mia - the problem is, while this is apt to a degree, it is far too vague. It would be irresponsible of me to hand you such vagueness and expect you to actually govern your choices by it. Neh, you require something much more specific. It will be my masterpiece.
This diagram is wrong, I am not nice.
There comes a time in every Americans life where he must pull down his pants and take out his balls, and then place those ball gently into the mouth of the government. My friends for these proud teabaggers that time is now.
This is their story.
I guess Tumblr hates Teen Wolf as much as Time Warner Cable does
My tumblarity dropped 200 points the minute I made my last post.
Well that is because a werewolf on a basketball team is cheating.
BUT this is the big scene at the end when he refuses to wolf out! It’s KEY! KEY!!!
Dude, come on. Werewolves have greater than normal athletic ability even when not in wolf form. It’s still cheating.
Um, you are out of your element Donnie. Everyone knows that non-wolfed Scott Howard is a HUGE fucking pansy. He gets his ass handed to him on the regular and he sucks at basketball. It’s science.
Does he win the game? Would a non-werewolf Scott Howard have won the game? I REST MY CASE.
I DON’T REMEMBER & CAN’T FIND OUT CAUSE THE DAMN CABLE IS STILL FROZEN ON THESE HIDEOUS DUDES!
Dude he wins by a point through free throws. Do I even know you?
I guess Tumblr hates Teen Wolf as much as Time Warner Cable does
My tumblarity dropped 200 points the minute I made my last post.
Well that is because a werewolf on a basketball team is cheating.
BUT this is the big scene at the end when he refuses to wolf out! It’s KEY! KEY!!!
Dude, come on. Werewolves have greater than normal athletic ability even when not in wolf form. It’s still cheating.
Um, you are out of your element Donnie. Everyone knows that non-wolfed Scott Howard is a HUGE fucking pansy. He gets his ass handed to him on the regular and he sucks at basketball. It’s science.
Does he win the game? Would a non-werewolf Scott Howard have won the game? I REST MY CASE.
I guess Tumblr hates Teen Wolf as much as Time Warner Cable does
My tumblarity dropped 200 points the minute I made my last post.
Well that is because a werewolf on a basketball team is cheating.
BUT this is the big scene at the end when he refuses to wolf out! It’s KEY! KEY!!!
Dude, come on. Werewolves have greater than normal athletic ability even when not in wolf form. It’s still cheating.
