February 2012
“I’m the poet Sylvia Plath, damn it, and I’m in love with, and common law married...”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
Seriously, if you were a woman I would marry you. Willing or not.
James!: Things I don't fucking need →
sweetmarymotherofjersey:
sweetmarymotherofjersey:
1. Words with friends messaging me about a “fun valentines day move!”
Fuck you words with friends for reminding me that I will be alone on Valentines day. You need to back off my shit and stop messaging me about bullshit. I DON’T NEED FROM YOU OF ALL PEOPLE.
…
FUCK YOU. How do you feel getting a Valentines gift FROM YOUR MOTHER? Because...
Things I don't fucking need
sweetmarymotherofjersey:
1. Words with friends messaging me about a “fun valentines day move!”
Fuck you words with friends for reminding me that I will be alone on Valentines day. You need to back off my shit and stop messaging me about bullshit. I DON’T NEED FROM YOU OF ALL PEOPLE.
Bastard.
Hey Mary, Valentines day… it’s coming up. You should really spend it with your...
Shit y'all →
jenandtonic:
Jay & Bey release the first baby pictures themselves on tumblr. Suck it, media.
Damn, good job tumblr.
Hypothesis: TIMELORD
dontbearuiner:
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Internet,
I present to you a theory that, according to a quick Google search, no one else has posited on a public forum before.
Ferris Bueller is a timelord.
My proof:
He steals his Tardis (Cameron’s dad’s car)
He has two attractive companions
All three of them have noticeable sexual chemistry with each other
They go on implausible adventures
...
9 tags
Save Money On Medical Bills By Questioning Charges →
nerdbadge:
File for future reference. Apparently I owe $600 for my hospital stay last month…
Remember how much they charged you for a couple of aspirin and a pillow case full of ice after our accident?
“She’s got more ‘burgers than a mcdonalds. If you want to see a...”
– Me about the TV show Bones
One of the best things about living in NYC is that...
PANTS!
3 tags
“Cash rules everything around me.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
“I’ve been under paid, under treated, under arrested”
– Sign in front of Occupy Tacoma. (via sweetmarymotherofjersey)
Cyclists would rather ride a bike than have sex →
nerdbadge:
File under ‘questionable priorities’
I would rather they ride bikes and I’ll have the sex they’re passing up.