January 2012
“LEEEEEEEEEEEEEROY JENKINS!”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
“Everybody knows I’m a motherfucking monster.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
Incorrect Sylvia Plath quotes is my fucking jam today.
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Birchbox: Le Metier de Beaute Custom Limited... →
jenandtonic:
birchboxman:
When it comes to grooming products it’s nice to know that guys are making an effort. But (and this is an important but), there’s a fine line between making an effort and trying way too hard. Case in point: Le Metier de Beaute Custom Limited Edition Fragrance Cuff…
glade plug-ins, you know, for the refined gentleman’s wrist
This is asinine.
“There’s no gentle way to put it: People who give in to racism and prejudice may...”
– Low IQ & Conservative Beliefs Linked to Prejudice - Yahoo! News (via nedhepburn
)
When male derby players feel oppressed by a...
dontbearuiner:
twinkletits:
Now, where on my gender equality priority list should I put “abolish that hateful, sexist term, ‘merby’”?
Where may I find links to this comedy goldmine?
Male rollerderby players are complaining of discrimination? Blame Rollerball.
“The true New Yorker secretly believes that people living anywhere else have to...”
– John Updike (via aaknopf)
Always and forever.
(via rachelfershleiser)
Netflix abandons its plans to rent video games
iheartchaos:
First, Netflix tried to split off their DVD division and then they realized what a stupid idea that was and then they announced they would start renting video games and now they’ve backed out on that idea. Does anyone at Netflix think before they open their mouth?
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When Netflix decided to do it’s stupid split thing I was totally willing to get Qwaziksersma or...
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It is totally appropriate to pick your nose if you...
Why are there 3 helicopters circling my house??
dreamswhilecooking:
Eeks…lemme get to work…just as soon as my car de-ices…
“Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
Still funny.
(via rachelfershleiser)
How To: Date Vintage Clothing →
lifetimeachievement:
Comprehensive!
When I first read this I skipped right over the colon.
“Women who date Vintage Clothing and the men who love them”
tastefullyoffensive:
via
I snorted.
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The Most Badass Excerpt From Barney Frank's...
Interviewer: You’ve long argued for the decriminalization of marijuana. Do you smoke weed?
Barney Frank: No.
Interviewer: Why not?
Barney Frank: Why do you ask a question, then act surprised when I give an answer? Do you think I lie to people?
Interviewer: I thought you might explain why you support decriminalizing it but don’t smoke it.
Barney Frank: Do you think I’ve ever had an abortion?
dontbearuiner:
thegoddamazon:
witchsistah:
ethiopienne:
noirmuse:
super-eklectic1:
the-white-mans-struggle:
Bianca Lawson in the ‘90’s
Bianca Lawson in the ‘00’s
Bianca Lawson now
black don’t crack
I tell folks, a fuller brow makes one look younger
she is a vampire.
No, she bathes in White Woman Tears.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOo
One day, she and Stacey Dash will rule us...
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11 Reasons Why Weddings Are Dumb →
nerdbadge:
But hey, if you want to spend $30,000 to prove how in love you are, that’s your own business. I’ll be by the bar…
But what about the MAGIC?
Is there such a thing as beer gravy?
Whoa, Apple. Woe, Android →
allupright:
John Gruber’s all over the different reports, like this:
Apple’s profits ($13 billion) exceeded Google’s entire revenue ($10.6 billion).
Also, this:
“That means Apple sold at least 7.7 million iPod touches. And that number, plus 37.04 million iPhones and 15.43 million iPads, means iOS outsold Android last quarter.”
So a handful of iOS devices outsold 70 billionty things...