January 2010
December 2009
Is is possible to change Itunes to regular Mp3s anymore?
“The name of the game is cover your face.”
– Douchey anchorman in reference to how EFFING goddamn cold it is out today. (via jenandtonic)
That’s called Peekaboo.
Christmas = Kitchen Gadgets!
jenandtonic:
Listen up kids, cause something awesome is about to happen in my kitchen. Today… I’m making pasta. Hell yes. I am armed with my Nana’s dough recipe and pasta attachments for my Kitchen Aid mixer from James.
My roommate is awesome. And so shall my pasta be!
I am so fucking bored.
“Elmo: Oscar calls Elmo “The Red Menace”. Elmo doesn’t know what “menace” means....”
– sesamestreet
Elmo is Communism. I knew it.
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lyndseydyan:
summerjames:
lyndseydyan:
There are 16 stairs up to the new apartment. I just took 9 loads of stuff from the car to the apartment. That’s 144 stairs.
Packing up the second load now.
This is a fuckin workout.
I moved somebody up to a 5th story walk-up. They had 11 boxes of books. You’ve been resting in my book. Quit ya’ bitching.
I went back with more and did it another 10...
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lyndseydyan:
There are 16 stairs up to the new apartment. I just took 9 loads of stuff from the car to the apartment. That’s 144 stairs.
Packing up the second load now.
This is a fuckin workout.
I moved somebody up to a 5th story walk-up. They had 11 boxes of books. You’ve been resting in my book. Quit ya’ bitching.
Back at work day one.
jenandtonic:
summerjames:
The Accountant: I smell burning. Who is making toast. Do you smell burning? I want toast. I want an English muffin with strawberry jam. I’ve wanted that for a year. I do smell toast.
Isn’t that one of the symptoms of a stroke or heart attack?
It’s one of the symptoms of being a fucking wackjob.
Back at work day one.
The Accountant: I smell burning. Who is making toast. Do you smell burning? I want toast. I want an English muffin with strawberry jam. I’ve wanted that for a year. I do smell toast.
Why yes,
jenandtonic:
I DID just clear a foot of snow off my car with a broom. What of it. It worked and a passing truck driver thought it was awesome enough to beep & wave. I win.
That’s the top of the car, now what of the sides?
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My mom is having a wine party tonight at the house
lyndseydyan:
fattynatty:
We’re gonna get dressed up like adults, get drunk, hang out with old people, get drunk, eat too much cheese, get drunk, awkwardly accept compliments that we look alike, get drunk and be the life of the goddamn party. It’s gonna be awesome.
People ask if me and Alli are sisters and I hate (hate hate HATE) it. A) we look nothing alike and B) I don’t hold hands with and...
