December 2010
It would be irresponsible to go to the liquor store right now
– Actual thought I had this morning
Has anyone else noticed that Google Image safe search has become unsafe for work? I just did an Image search for “Magic is real” and the first row of results had a naked lady standing on her head.
Is The Entire Palin Clan Headed For Arizona? [Gone... →
nerdbadge:
Oh, fuck no.
Time to move.
I am bored, hung over and sore from shoveling. That is a hard tri-corner hat to wear.
SNOW DAY!
It's a Blizzard
11 inches of snow so far.
Who is that guy at the cvs in New Jersey looking for bronzer? Oh, just me.
May not have to stay until 5:30. It’s a Festivus miracle!
I would kill a man for a washer/dryer in my apartment.
There is a trail of blood leading from the bar to the restaurant were we are brunching. One of the local drunks burst a leg ulcer.
To do list: →
The 25 Best New American Beers of 2010
FYI:
jenandtonic:
summerjames:
I am totally a fucking doctor.
Doctors graduate from college. Sometimes more than one college, even.
You don’t know shit about doctorin’.
Dear Greenpeace,
jenandtonic:
Sending me emails with the subject line “Baby Whale Bacon” accomplishes three things:
I hate you.
I am unsubscribing from your stupid shit.
I now want bacon.
Eat a bag of dicks, baby whale or otherwise.
Love,
Jen
I bet whale bacon would be crazy fatty.
FYI:
I am totally a fucking doctor.