January 2011
I have had too many sweets and given myself a headache…
Mmm, sugar wafers.
I'm curious.
What kind of car does a kindly ride giving rabbi drive?
Fuck the snow. Fuck the snow fucking with my plans.
Bene Restaurant & Pizzeria in Brooklyn
British football in Spanish.
Groceries shopped. Snow shoveled. Clothes laundered. Dishes washed.
Beer earned.
Sitting in my pizza place in Brooklyn watching Blackpool verses the Manchester United.
Nabokov's Butterflies →
Joe Biden is the Rodney Dangerfield of the SOTU. After this, EVERYBODY’S GETTING LAID!!!
Not you McCain.
Hey, you know what? Earmarks aren’t always evil.
The Bone is trying very hard not to laugh at the smoked salmon joke.
Shockingly, walking into a Planned Parenthood... →
Especially if you do it in multiple states.
Tea Party Announces National Conference In …... →
nerdbadge:
The hits just keep on coming…
Moooooooove!
The jury duty is now over for another 8 years.
Jury duty day two
Just ran up eight flights of stairs because the elevators in this building are theoretical.
“Typing two spaces after a period is totally, completely, utterly, and inarguably...”
– The Millions : How Many Spaces After A Period? (via housingworksbookstore)
Bullshit. space space Fuck you. space space.
Laughter may increase probability of IVF...
iheartchaos:
“Don’t worry. Dr. Chuckles is gonna stick it in nice and slow. Like a gentleman.”
It’s been said that laughter is the best medicine, and now it turns out that laughter can help women get pregnant, at least in an IVF situation.
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Horrifying news everyone. Clowns make you pregnant.
Yeah there is free WiFi at the courthouse if you want to be constantly tossed to the court website.
Today is day one of my very important civic duty. Jury duty…this shit better be over by Thursday.
Boredom 2010: A conference →
I’m trying to decide if beard maintinence is more of a pain in the ass than beard prevention.
Ready for lunch? A restaurant in Tucson, Arizona...
iheartchaos:
Boca Tacos y Tequila in Tucson, Arizona already has a reputation for the exotic meats on its menu. You can already get such toppings on your taco as turtle, rattlesnake, elk and kangaroo, and now you can add to that list… lion. Yup, the king of the jungle, the majesty of the plains is now available diced and on a taco.
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Mia?
Danny: “I don’t want to go a Brooklyn, but it cold outside how can I say a no?”
Thanks Mr. Cab man
kill me.
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This is what happens when you elect republicans →
