January 2012
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December 2011
I wasn't sure how sick I was before, but since I...
Alright, I’m going to go pass
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Hey Hollistertiannia2@hotmail.com,
I want to applaud all the work you did crafting that email address before you sent me a chat request this morning. You’re no doubt thinking I wasn’t impressed since I denied the request based on the fact that you’re a spammer, but I want you to know I was impressed. That email address is perfectly crafted to make you seem like a teenaged girl I just might know without just...
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Oh just the entire script for The Jerk, one of the... →
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I don't think people understand how much of my...
I just gotten my first family type holiday card...
CallagHaleys? You’ll always be the Milbarges to me!
Flying home in a NY Jets jet.
I strongly suspect our driver escaped from Germany...
Who buys porn at the airport?
NORAD Santa trackers stand by for another big day →
The North American Aerospace Defense Command has been telling anxious children about Santa’s whereabouts every year since 1955. That was the year a Colorado Springs newspaper ad invited kids to call Santa on a hotline, but the number had a typo, and dozens of kids wound up talking to the Continental Aerospace Defense Command, NORAD’s predecessor.
The officers on duty played...
I realize that my biggest impediment to buying...
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“Although it might be challenging to be patient now…”
– Leo Horoscope Thursday, December 22, 2011 which knows me too well.
