Dear Austin,
Now I want these glasses. Even if I’m not wearing glasses every day these days. Also, I now have Summer Breeze stuck in my head.
They’ll send you a pair to try on for free! Five pairs, actually. Or, since you are nearby, I think they have a storefront in Manhattan and possibly Brooklyn.
$95!
WHAT. Dude, I’m on the case.
I showed you the Warby Parker site like 8 months ago when I was looking for sunglasses.
I want you to listen to the things that I say and remember them later.
James gets no credit.
I’m the Jan to your Marcia.
I’m the Jan to your Marcia.
James gets no credit.
WHAT. Dude, I’m on the case.