jenandtonic: summerjames: uncrate: Ghost Pepper Seeds Tired of paying premium prices for your favorite ghost chili-based, blow-your-taste-buds-off treats? Grow your own with some Ghost Pepper Seeds ($10-$30). Each of these packets includes 10 Bhut Jolokia (the Ghost Pepper’s real name) seeds, as well as growing instructions. Skin-protecting gloves? Not included. This will keep the squirrels out of the garden. …or, you know, litter the porch with their explosive diarrhea and corpses. Zombie Squirrels of Brooklyn? Don’t plant vegetables if your not willing to fuck up a few squirrels.

jenandtonic:

summerjames:

uncrate:

Ghost Pepper Seeds

Tired of paying premium prices for your favorite ghost chili-based, blow-your-taste-buds-off treats? Grow your own with some Ghost Pepper Seeds ($10-$30). Each of these packets includes 10 Bhut Jolokia (the Ghost Pepper’s real name) seeds, as well as growing instructions. Skin-protecting gloves? Not included.

This will keep the squirrels out of the garden.

…or, you know, litter the porch with their explosive diarrhea and corpses. Zombie Squirrels of Brooklyn?

Don’t plant vegetables if your not willing to fuck up a few squirrels.

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    This is my new motto for life.
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    Don’t plant vegetables if your not willing to fuck up a few squirrels.
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