Hypothesis: TIMELORD
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Internet,
I present to you a theory that, according to a quick Google search, no one else has posited on a public forum before.
Ferris Bueller is a timelord.
My proof:
- He steals his Tardis (Cameron’s dad’s car)
- He has two attractive companions
- All three of them have noticeable sexual chemistry with each other
- They go on implausible adventures
- Both the trio and the car manage to have at least twelve hours’ worth of adventures and distance traveled in less than five hours
- His name inspires strong emotional reactions from many quarters
- He walks into places he does not belong and things work out fine
Thoughts?
Seems plausible.
