When it’s all over the only thing anyone will remember about the RNC is an extremely old Clint Eastwood arguing with and empty chair. In a few years it may be the only thing we remember about this whole election.
What we learned about Mitt Romney tonight.
- He’s cheap
- He was an absentee father
- He’s super cheap
- His father escaped Mexico (no mention of why his father was in Mexico ie: Polygamy)
- So very cheap
- He hates Russia
- Oh god, he’d rather tape tin foil to his oven than pay for the right fucking bulb he’s so cheap
- …not much else
A pretty thorough rundown of all the lies we’re about to hear from Romney
"He just delivered Liam Neeson’s speech to the kidnappers in “Taken” and dropped the phone while screaming “SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!"
— Mr. Coffee Nerves on Obama’s call to congratulate Romney’s winning of the republican primary.
Lambda Legal files suit in Illinois Marriage case.
(Source: lambdalegal.org)
"Nothing says “today’s GOP” like an unwed teen mom with no relationship with her child’s father sanctimoniously lecturing a happily married father of two well-adjusted, happy kids about parenting."
— Farker Gilgigamesh about Bristol Palin vs Obama on Marriage Equality.
Mitt Romney addressed the Detroit Economic Club today and proved once again why he’s hard to relate to. (via Romney Boasts: He Has Not One, But Four, American Cars)
Brilliant. That will fix everything, surely.
This is why we can’t sit at home in November assuming that Romney has no chance. This. Right. Here.
At this point Romney will be lucky to beat Santorum. He’s very close to maxing out his direct contributions and he’s spending more than he’s taking in. If he makes it to the general election he’ll be reliant on SuprePACs that he legally cannot give instructions to.
But with all that riding against him he can still win if people don’t actually go out and vote.
VOTE OR ROMNEY!
Today’s weird hobby: Badly pasting Mitt Romney faces on John Kerry pictures. It amuses the shit out of me.
