- He’s cheap
- He was an absentee father
- He’s super cheap
- His father escaped Mexico (no mention of why his father was in Mexico ie: Polygamy)
- So very cheap
- He hates Russia
- Oh god, he’d rather tape tin foil to his oven than pay for the right fucking bulb he’s so cheap
- …not much else
"He just delivered Liam Neeson’s speech to the kidnappers in “Taken” and dropped the phone while screaming “SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!"
— Mr. Coffee Nerves on Obama’s call to congratulate Romney’s winning of the republican primary.
"Nothing says “today’s GOP” like an unwed teen mom with no relationship with her child’s father sanctimoniously lecturing a happily married father of two well-adjusted, happy kids about parenting."
— Farker Gilgigamesh about Bristol Palin vs Obama on Marriage Equality.