Some bastard who is presumably responsible.
"He just delivered Liam Neeson’s speech to the kidnappers in “Taken” and dropped the phone while screaming “SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!”"
Mr. Coffee Nerves
on Obama’s call to congratulate Romney’s winning of the republican primary.
"Nothing says “today’s GOP” like an unwed teen mom with no relationship with her child’s father sanctimoniously lecturing a happily married father of two well-adjusted, happy kids about parenting."
about Bristol Palin vs Obama on Marriage Equality.